Monday, February 05, 2007

Epic tome

My fiancee insists that she does not take a long time to get ready in a morning. I admit, she is not an especially vain lady but in an effort to convince her of the cumulative time I have adopted a weapon; a one thousand page biography of Winston Churchill. I have been chipping away at this book, a few pages at a time, whilst she does her hair and makeup. I'm making good progress. The other day I managed to get all the way through the Tehran conference in one sitting. Anyway, the book is excellent, my time is being well spent and my lady can take her time to prepare for the day ahead.

New series of Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe starts tonight BBC4 at 10pm.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll give you Tehran conference! Where's that rolling pin?